Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Handbasket Commodity Prices

Despite recent sharp increases, standard wicker handbaskets are still a BUY at 14 3/4 .

Due to new regulations, Asbestos handbaskets will no longer be legal for sale in Europe after January 1, so it's time for profit-taking: SELL at 119 1/2 . Most industry experts agree that the protection that these flameproof devices offered was minimal in any case.

All indicators point to continued increase in demand for these commodities, with a world-wide market approaching 6 Billion units.

(If you think that this is real financial advice of the sort that would need a bunch of legalese down here, you have serious issues)

1 comment:

Kat said...

Too funny!