Saturday, December 10, 2005

Bad News

A doctor walks into a hospital room. He looks at the man and slowly, grimly tells him,

"Well, we've got the results back from the lab, and I've got to tell you, it dosn't look good. I'm afraid... you don't have much longer to live."

"Doctor, you must tell me, how long do I have left?"

"Ten."

"Ten? Ten what?"

"Nine..."

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