Monday, October 29, 2007

Trophy Wife, with a twist

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age," Bob replies "What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

3 comments:

ShadesOfGrey said...

Bwahaha! I'll have to tell my FIL to try it (my MIL passed away in '02...but he's not actually interested in getting married again). ;D

Kat said...

I hope your FIL likes it!

ShadesOfGrey said...

We skipped our weekly visit with him because the kids' theory class was cancelled abd we were lying low since dh and I are both feeling under the weather (that's my excuse for not working on NaNoWriMo yesterday and I'm sticking to it!!). I'll have to remember to tell it to my FIL when I next see him.

This reminds me...I should go reply to your email. :)

Teresa (Starrynite)